Just For Laughs

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.

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Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.

Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.

Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.

Sir: desh ke liye zindagi daav par laga doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jindai ji kar aur karenge bhi kya>

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Manmohan Singh to Bush, “We are sending Indians to the moon next year.”

Bush, “Wow! How Many?”

Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians / Freedom fighter / Govt. Emp.
and if possible
1 - Astronnaut

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Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call a bald poet?

A: Ik-bal.

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza - “HUT”