• Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I’ve already received hundreds.
• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
• Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!
• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
• Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.