*Advertisement In AShop:
Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. ….no strings attached
* Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!
*Seen on a:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
*You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off
* Sign In A Bar:
“Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.”
* Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way.
* Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
* The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions
* Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
* Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
* The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
* Sign At A Barber’s Saloon In:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business
*Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
* Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don’t Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !
🙂 It made my morning..hope it makes yours! Must thank Promod.. a dear friend for these.
Loved the reasoning behind aliens not having contacted us . Altho not quite sure if its quite true. Some blokes one meets come close to being typified as ..you guessed right!