Sachiniti

April 21, 2008

Just For Laughs

Filed under: Just For Laughs,Random — Kaveeta Oberoi Kaul @ 2:56 pm
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.

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Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.

Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.

Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.

Sir: desh ke liye zindagi daav par laga doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jindai ji kar aur karenge bhi kya>

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Manmohan Singh to Bush, “We are sending Indians to the moon next year.”

Bush, “Wow! How Many?”

Manmohan Singh – 100
25 – OBC
25 – SC
20 – ST
5 – Handicapped
5 – Sports Persons
5 – Terrorist Affected
5 – Kashmiri Migrants
9 – Politicians / Freedom fighter / Govt. Emp.
and if possible
1 – Astronnaut

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Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call a bald poet?

A: Ik-bal.

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza – “HUT”

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3 Comments »

  1. Thanks for this lighter post !!. In my school days, i used to memorize such stuff and tell it to my friends, cousins but now its all “gone with the wind” .. -). Dont remember any of it now..

    Comment by Rajeev — April 23, 2008 @ 12:10 am | Reply

  2. Good deed i think..lightens you up immediately..Thanks

    Comment by Krishnan — April 23, 2008 @ 12:06 pm | Reply

  3. Rajeev..dont leave your bachpan behind..there is nothing like indulging in childish banter/fun often..kepps one young and keeps the adrenaline flowing.. otherwise ‘ What is life full of care we have no time to stand and stare’…remember Leisure’?

    Thanks Krishnan..that was the intention:)

    Comment by Kaveetaa Kaul — April 23, 2008 @ 10:52 pm | Reply


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