Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
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Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.
Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.
Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.
Sir: desh ke liye zindagi daav par laga doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jindai ji kar aur karenge bhi kya>
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Manmohan Singh to Bush, “We are sending Indians to the moon next year.”
Bush, “Wow! How Many?”
Manmohan Singh – 100
25 – OBC
25 – SC
20 – ST
5 – Handicapped
5 – Sports Persons
5 – Terrorist Affected
5 – Kashmiri Migrants
9 – Politicians / Freedom fighter / Govt. Emp.
and if possible
1 – Astronnaut
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza – “HUT”
Thanks for this lighter post !!. In my school days, i used to memorize such stuff and tell it to my friends, cousins but now its all “gone with the wind” .. -). Dont remember any of it now..
Comment by Rajeev — April 23, 2008 @ 12:10 am |
Good deed i think..lightens you up immediately..Thanks
Comment by Krishnan — April 23, 2008 @ 12:06 pm |
Rajeev..dont leave your bachpan behind..there is nothing like indulging in childish banter/fun often..kepps one young and keeps the adrenaline flowing.. otherwise ‘ What is life full of care we have no time to stand and stare’…remember Leisure’?
Thanks Krishnan..that was the intention:)
Comment by Kaveetaa Kaul — April 23, 2008 @ 10:52 pm |